1 -1:59:37,941 --> -1:59:42,528 PROGRAMMED FOR PLEASURE 2 -1:59:43,236 --> -1:59:47,073 Written and directed by FREDERIC LANSAC. 3 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,336 I don't know how to start such an extraordinary story... 4 00:00:04,128 --> 00:00:07,464 although I have imagined so many amazing tales... 5 00:00:08,214 --> 00:00:09,716 But this time... 6 00:00:10,133 --> 00:00:11,613 This time it's for real. 7 00:00:11,648 --> 00:00:13,093 It really happened to me. 8 00:00:50,290 --> 00:00:54,752 I'm 32 years old... and what you might call a normal man. 9 00:00:55,795 --> 00:00:57,379 Well... almost. 10 00:00:58,171 --> 00:01:00,173 I have a tremendous sex drive. 11 00:01:02,841 --> 00:01:04,551 Oh, that's lovely. 12 00:01:04,718 --> 00:01:06,511 That's just what I was going to say. 13 00:01:09,722 --> 00:01:11,515 And you haven't seen anything yet. 14 00:01:11,682 --> 00:01:13,183 When I was 14 years old 15 00:01:13,433 --> 00:01:15,434 we had to change the maid every three days. 16 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:18,187 They didn't have enough time to do the work... 17 00:01:18,222 --> 00:01:19,747 or enough strength. 18 00:01:19,782 --> 00:01:21,272 Well, what do you know! 19 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,942 I've done a lot of traveling. 20 00:01:24,109 --> 00:01:26,443 I've explored just about every whorehouse in the world. 21 00:01:27,361 --> 00:01:31,781 They all got tired of my... "appetite." 22 00:01:32,073 --> 00:01:34,325 Then one day, I met Sabine. 23 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:17,073 At long last, I had met the ideal lover. 24 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,327 The one I had searched for for so long. 25 00:03:43,511 --> 00:03:46,262 She accepted all my whims... and all my fantasies... 26 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:48,473 Even the kinkiest ones. 27 00:03:49,432 --> 00:03:51,141 Oh, Sabine... 28 00:04:00,524 --> 00:04:02,651 - Two Vittel waters, please. - Yes, sir. 29 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:06,278 - Listen... - Yes? 30 00:04:10,490 --> 00:04:11,825 Over there. 31 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:13,952 - On the right. - Okay, thank you. 32 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,580 Come darling, I have to make a telephone call. 33 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:28,260 Oh, yes... Come! 34 00:05:35,975 --> 00:05:38,226 I'll check what's going on there. 35 00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:49,360 Yes, it's good... 36 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:55,240 Oh, it's good! 37 00:06:56,038 --> 00:06:57,706 Yes... More! 38 00:06:57,873 --> 00:06:59,208 Yes, harder! 39 00:10:37,881 --> 00:10:39,590 Yes, go on... 40 00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:57,444 Sadly, women are as wavering as the wind, as the saying goes. 41 00:11:58,236 --> 00:12:00,071 Sabine, my dear Sabine, 42 00:12:00,738 --> 00:12:05,658 was starting to get fed up with my gargantuan appetite. 43 00:12:06,743 --> 00:12:08,203 She wasn't the same woman. 44 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,955 She wasn't as willing as she used to be. 45 00:12:43,981 --> 00:12:45,190 Not again! 46 00:12:48,485 --> 00:12:49,527 Oh, no! 47 00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:03,829 Can't I be left alone for 5 minutes? 48 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:08,875 This guy's going to kill me! 49 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:10,210 You're beautiful... 50 00:13:11,503 --> 00:13:12,629 Lucky me! 51 00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:20,051 Here we go again! 52 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,809 What about the dishes? 53 00:13:38,732 --> 00:13:40,401 It's just not possible. 54 00:13:46,447 --> 00:13:48,532 Is he ever going to stop? 55 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,075 He's never going to stop! 56 00:13:53,202 --> 00:13:54,412 Enough! 57 00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:03,752 What a bore! 58 00:14:12,426 --> 00:14:13,760 I was a lost man. 59 00:14:14,678 --> 00:14:17,263 No more ideas. No more projects. 60 00:14:18,097 --> 00:14:19,807 I had only one thing on my mind: 61 00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:21,433 How to get her back? 62 00:14:22,475 --> 00:14:24,185 Perhaps with tenderness? 63 00:14:24,728 --> 00:14:26,645 That's how desperate I was! 64 00:14:27,479 --> 00:14:28,689 Tenderness! 65 00:14:29,231 --> 00:14:30,566 Let's try tenderness, then... 66 00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:33,067 I rushed into it blindly. 67 00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:38,780 Sabine? 68 00:14:45,202 --> 00:14:46,244 Sabine? 69 00:14:54,084 --> 00:14:56,753 Come on, Sabine. Don't be childish. 70 00:14:57,462 --> 00:14:59,047 Open the door. 71 00:15:00,213 --> 00:15:01,213 Open the door! 72 00:15:02,674 --> 00:15:03,925 Sabine? 73 00:15:04,176 --> 00:15:05,676 I won't touch you, I swear. 74 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:08,929 Come on, let me in. 75 00:16:32,246 --> 00:16:35,373 Lost. I was completely lost. 76 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,721 I spent all my time looking for a lay. 77 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,348 Then suddenly... 78 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:12,861 I had an idea. 79 00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:15,697 Mixing business with pleasure. 80 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,585 I decided to hire myself a secretary. 81 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:37,756 I interviewed two or three girls before choosing Lucille... 82 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,716 who seemed to have all the qualities required. 83 00:17:44,636 --> 00:17:47,221 FRAMO Temporary Secretarial Agency. 84 00:18:57,361 --> 00:19:00,321 If you carry on like this, I won't finish chapter 6 tonight. 85 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:06,451 - No! - Yes! 86 00:19:06,618 --> 00:19:08,292 - Oh, no! - Oh, yes! 87 00:19:08,327 --> 00:19:11,789 Listen... What about chapter 6? 88 00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:14,047 I'll never finish it. 89 00:19:14,082 --> 00:19:15,708 - Stop! - You're so pretty! 90 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,918 No... Listen... My work... 91 00:19:50,111 --> 00:19:51,111 There... 92 00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:52,744 "FRAMO Temporary Job Agency. At your service, 24 hours a day". 93 00:20:53,036 --> 00:20:55,287 At last, an advertisement that told the truth. 94 00:20:55,829 --> 00:20:59,290 I appreciated that. I appreciated it immensely. 95 00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:04,294 Lucille just decided to stick it out, whenever I felt like sticking it in. 96 00:21:39,948 --> 00:21:41,741 Don't stop on my account... 97 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,535 Well, if she says she doesn't mind... 98 00:22:37,201 --> 00:22:39,245 I hope you have good insurance. 99 00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:48,544 Oh, yes... Oh, Nicolas! 100 00:22:52,213 --> 00:22:53,756 "Good insurance"... 101 00:22:55,049 --> 00:22:59,469 I was having as much fun with her as with Sabine when our affair began. 102 00:23:12,813 --> 00:23:14,148 You're hurting me! 103 00:26:11,746 --> 00:26:13,874 That was nice... Good job! 104 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:18,377 Lucille was very sexually frustrated. 105 00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:22,881 Before she met me, she only made love once a day. 106 00:26:24,506 --> 00:26:25,931 Once a day? 107 00:26:25,966 --> 00:26:27,926 With me it was once an hour! 108 00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:51,903 More... 109 00:29:48,335 --> 00:29:49,335 Right! 110 00:29:50,128 --> 00:29:53,047 Chapter 5: The City of Wizards. 111 00:29:56,175 --> 00:29:57,426 It was the end of the world... 112 00:29:58,801 --> 00:29:59,886 Some survivors... 113 00:30:00,970 --> 00:30:02,263 Wizards! 114 00:30:02,846 --> 00:30:04,514 I mean... a new kind of wizards. 115 00:30:05,098 --> 00:30:06,266 Computers... 116 00:30:08,601 --> 00:30:10,936 Robots that were programmed... for pleasure. 117 00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:14,689 Pleasure was the last refuge for the survivors. 118 00:30:15,607 --> 00:30:17,067 They used it... 119 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:21,028 Overused it. 120 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:24,906 They pretended they were the image of a dying race... 121 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,073 But... 122 00:30:27,199 --> 00:30:29,659 Who was to succeed this dying race? 123 00:30:30,243 --> 00:30:31,286 Mutants? 124 00:30:32,203 --> 00:30:34,163 Regenerated people? 125 00:30:35,081 --> 00:30:39,042 In a completely darkened sky... 126 00:30:39,959 --> 00:30:42,336 shone the star of Lansac. 127 00:30:42,371 --> 00:30:43,670 I can't write! 128 00:30:45,464 --> 00:30:47,673 But how long was it going to last? 129 00:30:49,092 --> 00:30:50,635 How long? 130 00:30:54,471 --> 00:30:55,555 Is it okay? 131 00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:59,558 - It's impossible... - Did you take it all? 132 00:31:00,434 --> 00:31:04,187 I can't write any more... I can't move! 133 00:31:04,354 --> 00:31:05,688 Have you finished yet? 134 00:31:35,336 --> 00:31:36,546 Not so fast! 135 00:31:44,844 --> 00:31:46,137 I like that! 136 00:32:41,890 --> 00:32:43,140 Wake up! 137 00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:02,489 Are you sleeping or what? 138 00:33:11,205 --> 00:33:12,663 I'm tired... 139 00:33:14,207 --> 00:33:15,750 I can't take it anymore! 140 00:33:28,092 --> 00:33:29,385 She was sleeping... 141 00:33:30,053 --> 00:33:31,803 Sleeping while I was fully aroused. 142 00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:33,972 They're all alike. 143 00:33:34,007 --> 00:33:35,057 Weaklings! 144 00:34:11,544 --> 00:34:12,545 Lucille? 145 00:34:13,546 --> 00:34:15,797 Lucille? Where are you? 146 00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:23,136 Lucille? 147 00:34:44,653 --> 00:34:48,782 Goodbye. I want to live for a few more months. Lucille. 148 00:34:49,323 --> 00:34:52,118 Get back to your impotent man, you dumb bitch! 149 00:35:18,597 --> 00:35:19,806 I had sunk to the bottom. 150 00:35:20,432 --> 00:35:23,309 No secretary. No mistress. 151 00:35:23,976 --> 00:35:25,394 No desire to work. 152 00:35:26,437 --> 00:35:30,273 I needed some kind of sex god to give me a helping hand. 153 00:35:32,774 --> 00:35:35,152 He did... and so did I. 154 00:35:35,944 --> 00:35:38,786 Byron, a young film director 155 00:35:38,821 --> 00:35:41,198 wanted to shoot a film based on one of my books: 156 00:35:41,233 --> 00:35:42,782 The Insane Planet. 157 00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:44,1000 It wasn't all that interesting... 158 00:35:45,035 --> 00:35:49,038 But on the other hand, his collaborator interested me greatly. 159 00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:50,414 Well? 160 00:35:52,332 --> 00:35:53,332 Well what? 161 00:35:54,709 --> 00:35:56,794 Do you like my adaptation or not? 162 00:35:58,420 --> 00:36:00,255 Oh yeah... it's perfect. 163 00:36:03,090 --> 00:36:04,550 Absolutely perfect. 164 00:36:05,718 --> 00:36:06,885 I knew it. 165 00:36:10,305 --> 00:36:11,389 Right! 166 00:36:11,805 --> 00:36:14,224 I'm off. I have an appointment with the producer. 167 00:36:16,559 --> 00:36:18,227 Olga will show you the set designs. 168 00:36:20,271 --> 00:36:21,271 See you later. 169 00:36:36,659 --> 00:36:38,118 Now, this... 170 00:36:38,452 --> 00:36:41,037 This is the capital of the planet Omega. 171 00:36:43,956 --> 00:36:49,002 That's where they launch the rocket... toward... 172 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,629 This setting... 173 00:36:52,046 --> 00:36:54,382 is the island of the Leopard Woman. 174 00:36:54,548 --> 00:36:57,342 You see, I have respected your... Well, if you want... 175 00:36:58,551 --> 00:36:59,636 What are you doing? 176 00:40:00,278 --> 00:40:04,740 Olga never returned after that. She sent her designs in by mail. 177 00:40:06,909 --> 00:40:09,327 I began to stare at the postman. 178 00:40:09,362 --> 00:40:11,746 That's how frustrated I'd become. 179 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:31,720 Then, an idea. 180 00:40:32,012 --> 00:40:34,472 The idea of all time struck me. 181 00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:08,708 The hero of my first novel, The Ideal Servant 182 00:41:08,743 --> 00:41:10,459 constructed a robot. 183 00:41:10,710 --> 00:41:12,211 Why not me? 184 00:41:18,632 --> 00:41:20,474 It was obvious that someone like me 185 00:41:20,509 --> 00:41:23,469 would put the robot to a somewhat different use. 186 00:41:24,137 --> 00:41:26,472 The main thing was to start work. 187 00:41:27,264 --> 00:41:28,473 It took a long time. 188 00:41:28,724 --> 00:41:29,725 Very long. 189 00:41:30,225 --> 00:41:31,351 It was difficult. 190 00:41:31,386 --> 00:41:32,476 Very difficult. 191 00:42:15,386 --> 00:42:17,220 After months of solitude, 192 00:42:17,387 --> 00:42:19,848 many experiments and disappointments, 193 00:42:19,883 --> 00:42:21,807 at last I reached my goal. 194 00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:25,685 Was science-fiction going to turn into real science? 195 00:42:29,856 --> 00:42:31,565 My problems were over. 196 00:42:32,066 --> 00:42:34,068 A female object. 197 00:42:34,103 --> 00:42:36,069 My female object. 198 00:45:04,562 --> 00:45:06,938 I can't describe the joy that overwhelmed me. 199 00:45:07,439 --> 00:45:09,656 I decided to name her Kim. 200 00:45:09,691 --> 00:45:11,650 After an old movie heart-throb. 201 00:45:25,703 --> 00:45:30,165 God created woman. I created Kim. 202 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,541 We were even. 203 00:45:31,917 --> 00:45:33,919 Not having known Eve, 204 00:45:34,086 --> 00:45:36,462 I couldn't compare her with Kim. 205 00:45:36,497 --> 00:45:37,797 Eve bit into the apple. 206 00:45:37,963 --> 00:45:41,424 But I had bigger plans for Kim. 207 00:45:56,686 --> 00:45:57,896 Suddenly... 208 00:45:58,438 --> 00:45:59,897 there was a doubt. 209 00:46:00,314 --> 00:46:02,149 Had I programmed her correctly? 210 00:46:08,154 --> 00:46:11,031 Then my doubts vanished. She was programmed just right. 211 00:49:25,394 --> 00:49:26,394 One thing was certain. 212 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,604 She was better than an inflatable doll. 213 00:49:28,896 --> 00:49:32,607 I decided to let her get acquainted with her erogenous zones. 214 00:50:10,763 --> 00:50:11,805 Perfect. 215 00:50:12,139 --> 00:50:14,099 She was absolutely perfect... 216 00:50:14,349 --> 00:50:18,519 and she also possessed a sense unknown to Man. 217 00:50:18,554 --> 00:50:19,979 And for good reason! 218 00:52:34,001 --> 00:52:37,712 Thanks to Kim, I'd found my will to work again. 219 00:52:38,130 --> 00:52:40,347 I started preparing Byron's film. 220 00:52:40,382 --> 00:52:42,216 Every now and then, I'd take a break. 221 00:52:42,716 --> 00:52:44,718 Kim was always ready to please. 222 00:52:45,261 --> 00:52:46,469 As for me... 223 00:52:46,636 --> 00:52:48,805 I was always ready to play with my new toy. 224 00:52:50,348 --> 00:52:55,769 I wonder if Dr. Frankenstein had the same rapport with his creature... 225 00:55:21,218 --> 00:55:23,427 I felt the need to go even further. 226 00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:26,389 I decided to test the reactions of an outsider. 227 00:55:26,555 --> 00:55:30,141 Byron, my film director, presented an opportunity. 228 00:55:30,475 --> 00:55:34,270 He came by to talk about the script which was supposed to surprise me. 229 00:55:34,812 --> 00:55:36,854 Who would be more surprised? 230 00:55:37,146 --> 00:55:40,525 The rocket fades and, in the distance, the planet explodes. 231 00:55:41,567 --> 00:55:42,567 So? 232 00:55:45,195 --> 00:55:46,194 What? 233 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:51,241 Well... Aren't you bothered by the fact that I changed the ending? 234 00:55:53,535 --> 00:55:54,536 Oh no. 235 00:55:55,453 --> 00:55:56,537 Not at all. 236 00:56:14,218 --> 00:56:15,385 So? 237 00:56:37,445 --> 00:56:38,445 Well... 238 00:56:39,821 --> 00:56:43,992 Yes... You're very pretty but... Listen... 239 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,200 Well... 240 00:56:47,578 --> 00:56:49,662 Yes... I'm okay if... 241 00:56:50,705 --> 00:56:53,541 Oh no... No... Not the... 242 00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:56,083 Well... 243 00:57:52,046 --> 00:57:56,591 - Why, you're quite a host. - She's a real gem, isn't she? 244 00:57:59,051 --> 00:58:03,388 No doubt, Byron didn't know he was making love to a robot. 245 00:58:04,138 --> 00:58:05,138 Naturally. 246 00:58:05,306 --> 00:58:08,392 She was more feminine than any woman I'd ever met. 247 00:59:13,110 --> 00:59:15,111 Yes, go on... 248 01:00:47,142 --> 01:00:49,353 Congratulations, my dear... 249 01:00:53,272 --> 01:00:55,233 Thanks to Kim's talents, 250 01:00:55,525 --> 01:00:57,984 Byron asked me to write his next film. 251 01:00:58,527 --> 01:01:01,612 He insisted that Kim play the lead. 252 01:01:02,279 --> 01:01:04,114 Of course, I remained vague. 253 01:01:04,990 --> 01:01:06,449 Kim, an actress? 254 01:01:06,825 --> 01:01:11,078 Although an actress who can't talk is a dream for any lazy screenwriter. 255 01:01:11,495 --> 01:01:13,580 Anyway, everything was going well. 256 01:01:14,498 --> 01:01:15,498 Very well. 257 01:01:16,582 --> 01:01:17,583 Too well. 258 01:02:11,001 --> 01:02:13,086 She's charming... but very quiet. 259 01:02:14,712 --> 01:02:17,715 Indeed... She doesn't talk. 260 01:02:22,343 --> 01:02:26,054 - A deaf-mute? - No, she only speaks Norwegian. 261 01:02:26,221 --> 01:02:28,931 - She's Norwegian. - I see. 262 01:02:30,433 --> 01:02:32,310 I came to take a few of my things. 263 01:02:33,102 --> 01:02:35,687 I'll leave room for your little Norwegian. 264 01:02:36,938 --> 01:02:40,316 Although... her wardrobe seems limited. 265 01:02:44,736 --> 01:02:47,906 You needn't bother. I know the way. 266 01:02:59,956 --> 01:03:01,458 You don't have to worry. 267 01:03:01,875 --> 01:03:03,918 It's all finished between us. 268 01:03:07,754 --> 01:03:10,256 Okay, you're nice but leave me alone now. 269 01:03:10,291 --> 01:03:11,299 What are you doing? 270 01:03:15,427 --> 01:03:16,427 What... 271 01:03:20,973 --> 01:03:22,182 What are you doing? 272 01:06:10,691 --> 01:06:12,650 That's lovely. 273 01:06:28,789 --> 01:06:31,208 Leave us alone. You're not wanted here. 274 01:06:31,243 --> 01:06:32,506 - But... - Get lost. 275 01:06:32,541 --> 01:06:36,045 Let me come in peace. It never happened to me in this house before. 276 01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:38,046 Go play with your thing in the garden. 277 01:06:38,081 --> 01:06:39,464 You're really annoying us. 278 01:06:47,929 --> 01:06:51,223 For the first time, she had disobeyed me. 279 01:06:51,807 --> 01:06:54,351 Maybe it was time for a check-up. 280 01:06:54,893 --> 01:06:56,852 Same as a car after 5000 miles. 281 01:07:11,948 --> 01:07:12,948 Whore! 282 01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:27,543 Oh, yes... 283 01:07:34,007 --> 01:07:36,759 Pygmalion must have had the same problems. 284 01:07:36,794 --> 01:07:39,070 But mine had no end in sight. 285 01:07:39,105 --> 01:07:41,346 They were just beginning. 286 01:08:06,074 --> 01:08:07,909 Here... Here's the mail. 287 01:08:09,869 --> 01:08:12,830 I was just... bringing the... uh... mail. 288 01:08:20,752 --> 01:08:22,838 What... What are you doing? 289 01:08:23,129 --> 01:08:24,338 What do you want? 290 01:08:25,882 --> 01:08:27,966 No, no, it's just the... 291 01:08:28,383 --> 01:08:29,718 The mail... 292 01:08:32,970 --> 01:08:35,013 No! I only brought the mail. 293 01:08:35,048 --> 01:08:37,057 What are you... No, stop! 294 01:08:37,266 --> 01:08:38,265 But... What... 295 01:08:39,017 --> 01:08:40,101 Stop it now! 296 01:08:41,144 --> 01:08:42,187 Stop it! 297 01:09:35,728 --> 01:09:39,023 What could I do? Destroy my creation? 298 01:09:39,190 --> 01:09:42,776 Possible but... I couldn't bring myself to do It. 299 01:11:37,074 --> 01:11:38,867 Whore... 300 01:11:38,902 --> 01:11:40,661 Whore! 301 01:11:41,704 --> 01:11:42,912 Whore! 302 01:12:07,974 --> 01:12:10,185 I'd nearly found perfection. 303 01:12:13,812 --> 01:12:17,357 Now, I was going to reach perfection. True perfection. 304 01:13:17,029 --> 01:13:20,156 This time... I was truly happy. 305 01:13:20,448 --> 01:13:22,117 And fully reassured. 306 01:15:17,374 --> 01:15:18,374 And then... 307 01:15:19,043 --> 01:15:20,627 something went wrong. 308 01:18:35,615 --> 01:18:37,200 Well, my good man. 309 01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:39,534 What have they done to us? 310 01:18:40,577 --> 01:18:42,454 What have they done to me? 311 01:18:42,871 --> 01:18:44,830 What have I become? 312 01:19:28,323 --> 01:19:30,659 I had no will of my own anymore. 313 01:19:31,743 --> 01:19:33,786 I accepted every one of their whims. 314 01:19:34,245 --> 01:19:35,245 A male object. 315 01:19:36,247 --> 01:19:39,040 I had become... a male object. 316 01:19:39,833 --> 01:19:41,167 A robot. 317 01:25:17,392 --> 01:25:21,145 THE END